The pursuit of ‘Styled for Success’ isn’t just about appearances; it’s deeply intertwined with the insatiable beast that is ‘personal development.’ We’re told we must constantly optimize, iterate, and elevate. From morning routines that would shame a Spartan to evening rituals designed to ‘manifest abundance,’ the self-improvement industry has us in a chokehold, whispering sweet nothings about our untapped potential while simultaneously emptying our wallets.